Baby Grimmett of Sheffield, Alabama
The above picture is of Sheffield, Alabama building inspector little Charlie Grimmett who happens to think he runs the entire town of Sheffield. He is a "Sister Boy" if there ever was one. He has his job because of who's ass his Dad has kissed in the past, but thinks he is so important the city couldn't operate without him. He is the towns biggest loser. Sorry little grimmett, but the truth is the truth, I'm not about to sugar coat it for you. When you and I had words, you hid behind a Sheffield police officer that I could have sworn had "Downs Syndrome", thus Little Charlie Grimmett.
You don't know why I called you Barney Fife, but I didn't come up with that name on my own. When you had my wife arrested because the grass got to high (yes your job is to run around town and measure grass, thus you are the grass police of Sheffield) you had no idea that you would be called Barney Fife in person. The arresting police officer told my wife that she was being arrested because of "Barney Fife." That is right, I'm the only person that is man enough to call you that to your face, but behind your back, the police department refer to you as "Barney Fife." It must suck to learn all of this now.
My mother was dying of the rarest form of breast cancer in 2016 and we were helping my Dad care for her the first time the grass got too high, and then my Dad got in bad shape and the grass got too high when he was dying in 2018. Yet, as simple minded as you happen to be, your parents were still alive and despite the respect that I have for you father, know this, when he dies I will be dancing in celebration that you are finally suffering as I have. What a loser you are. Just remember that when one of them dies. Remember I am willing to discuss all of this with you if you have the balls. I hate it that you think you are so important and yet they all laugh at you behind your back. You have a lot to brag to your grand kids about some day. You are the Barney Fife of Sheffield, Alabama. Great life that you should be proud of.
My cousin is presently working with a guy that had some trouble during all the rain we had past spring. He had to tear out most of the houses he owned and rebuild. He carried the scraps to the county landfill and they asked where this garbage came from. He told them Sheffield, Alabama. They wrote this down saying that the city (basically you) would get compensation from FEMA because it happened in your precious little crooked ass town. Therefore, he wouldn't receive a penny, but you would. He asked your brother for some help with you, but your own brother stated, "I can't talk to that S.O.B."
When I spoke with the mayor about my problem with you, he asked me, "What makes you think I can reason with this smart S.O.B.?" Then the final nail in the coffin was when I arrived at the Colbert County Court House and was speaking with one of the guards that scan people for weapons at the door. I told him I had trouble with a full blooded idiot from Sheffield. He questioned me further and said, "Oh, your talking about Barney Fife who comes in here wearing a badge, a combat belt like police officers wear, two cell phones, a walkie-talkie, and a huge flashlight as if he is somebody important. The Sheffield police have nicknamed him Barney Fife and we make fun of him after he enters the courthouse."
I replied, "You have this loser figured out old buddy." Yet, Fife Grimmett has himself pictured as a legend in his own mind. He thinks he is Dirty Harry in a Clint Eastwood movie. The mayor himself is afraid of him and the district attorney for the city of Sheffield, a 70+ year old little ponytail wearing 5 foot 4 inch midget is so caught up in his own ego, he thinks he is superior to everyone that enters his office. This will all blow up in his face and Ian Sanford, another money snatching lawyer that will tell you anything you want to hear as long as it makes him some money. Both are pitiful, sorry ass, crooked, "get your money any way they can" piss poor lawyers.
Crooked Ass Mayor Ian Sanford who kisses asses for a vote
I was the only person that passed through the metal detector that day that got placed against the wall and frisked. The detector didn't even go off, but I was placed against the wall and frisked because little Sister Boy Fife was scared of me. I asked my wife, did anyone else get treated the way I did and she replied, not a single person. She said, "Barney Fife and the rest of the city are afraid of you because you don't bow down and kiss their asses.": I can do nothing but agree with her statement. Thus, Barney Fife Grimmett who is afraid of the true men of America. That poor cowardly little Sheffield idiot that is made fun of by his own bosses and fellow law enforcement officers, although he is nothing, but wants to be. considered something to Sheffield, Alabama, the place where God wants to give the world an enema, this is where it will be stuck in. I hope this poor dumbass doesn't drown. Thus Charlie Grimmett.